you're fat

so, my roomie and i are sitting in the living just chatting. and out of nowhere i say "i think i'm growing" and Major says "how? physically, mentally, emotionally....?" and i say physically. and i tell him that all my pants seem shorter lately and i doubt that the dryer has shrunk them all the exact same amount. and he says "oh, me and Kibbie (the cat) have been hemming them at night...." and i laugh but say "no really. unless my butt got bigger..." and he says something about losing weight, and bodies changing and proportions. and i'm telling him to quit backpedaling and dig himself out of the hole. and then he says "you're fat." and stops. and with a look of confusion and fear on his face looks around the room, grasping for the right words. i think what he meant to say was "you're butt got less fat" or so he claims. either way, i stared for a second trying to figure out if he really said that and then burst out laughing. anyway we had a good laugh over it. cracked me up.