the list- revisited

It seems like everyone wants to ask me why I’m not taken. And then decided that they “know someone you should meet!” Rarely does it happen though that I actually meet the guy. I think I’m ok with this. I mean, it’s nice that they want to see me happy and think well enough of me to want to introduce me to a friend- but I kinda like being single. I almost feel like a “setup” would be too forced.
That said, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what exactly I would be looking for- IF I was looking. So, next time I can just hand them my checklist and ask for at least a 95% approval rating

Born between 1977 and 1982
Blue eyes
Minimum 6’
Athletic (preferable triathlete, runner, cyclist or soccer player)
Non-smoker
Casual drinker
No kids
Likes cats
Never been married
College educated
Amazing smile
Has siblings
Close (but not too close) to his family
Funny
Intelligent
Steady job
Cooks
Eats healthy
Honest
Respectful of women
Not emotionally stunted
Confident
Affectionate
No more than three tattoos
Plays guitar
Doesn't assume I'm going to do everything for him
Takes responsibility
Communicates desires and concerns openly

Ironman

In short, I'm an Ironman.
In a little more detail- it was a long hellish day. I woke up sick, thought I was going to drown, felt like puking the entire bike, cramped really badly the entire run.

I've been writing one by one, the parts of the entire race. Not sure if I'll post them up here, it's several pages now!